OMFG!!!!
I can't believe it!
I just went to the Band of Brothers section under Movies on FF.net and you can chose a character so I did...Guess what I found?
Lewis Nixon is listed as Lewis Dixon WTF?!?!?!?!
Gah! People, read a book!
Grr....
I'll be in the corner pissed off. :(
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"What?" Dick stared at him. "Dickson?"
"Why, yes," Nixon grinned broadly at him, "this way I'm implying we're together."
His speech was slurred, and when Winters raised his eyebrow Nixon started giggling and produced the bottle of Vat69 from behind his back. "Okay, okay, fair 'nuff, I may have had a sip of this."
"Nix..." Winters shook his head and sighed before walking away in the opposite direction.
"Who's in Lew?"
"Dick's in Lew."
"In lieu of who?"
"No no, not 'in lieu', in Lew."
"So there's two Lews?"
"No, Dick's only got one dick."
"So which Lew is Dick's?"
"The Lew Dick's in."
"So Dick's in Lew and the other Lew, too?"
"No no, Dick's dick's in Lew and only Lew."
"So there's two Dicks too, and one Lew for each Dick?"
"No, one Lew for Dick's one dick."
"In lieu of the one Dick whose dick screws two Lews too?"
"No, in lieu of the dick Dick's screwing through Lew!"
"In lieu of which Lew?"
"The Lew Dick's in!"
I think my brain just shit itself to death.
OMG!
BEST Unpublished Dr. Seuss book EVER!!!! You found the only printing of "One Dick, Two Dick, Red Dick, Blue Dick" XD
I think I just wet myself laughing Hal! THANK YOU!!! XOXO
I SO needed that!
You don't mind if it's covered with dust bunnies do you? ;)
Edited at 2010-07-14 03:28 am (UTC)