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Beware of Weirdoes...

Hey everyone! *waves*

How is your Sunday treating you?

I can't believe what a doofus I am. I decided last night to post a personal ad on Craigslist. Now I remember exactly why I don't post ads on Craigslist. It causes weirdoes to come out of the woodwork.

Case in point:

There's always that ONE guy that feels the need to critique your ad and point out the flaws as if being sardonic and mean is the way to a woman's heart. Really asshole? Might I quoth "Goodfellas" when I say "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Next is the guy who likes hitting on younger women. Did I mention he's 56 and I'm in my 30's? This guy I call the "creepy old guy" because seriously what girl wouldn't want to date someone old enough to be their dad? I mean EWWWW...

Then there are the guys who can't spell worth shit! I'm sorry I edit by default. "Hey grl wht yous werin? i lk me sum big tits" will not win me over no matter how cute you may be. Learn to fucking type you inbred.

So I'm sitting here weeding through replies and some actually sound normal. I'll see. Last time I did this I ended up going out on three dates with a closet Nazi. That was fun! Too bad he didn't end up dead in a ditch covered in petroul. <---name the comedian!

So anything fun going on with all you all? Would love to hear it!
 


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redsplodge
Aug. 22nd, 2010 11:07 pm (UTC)
We're just enjoying the British summer - getting rained on. Holiday finishes tomorrow, so we went to the beach today (and got rained on) and yesterday evening had a soggy picnic in the park.
alchemy_fire
Aug. 23rd, 2010 08:46 am (UTC)
Hehe... the men are the same everywhere it seems. :-)
hjbender
Aug. 24th, 2010 05:45 am (UTC)
Oh boy. Craigslist. Read this and never look back. Seriously. That site is dangerous and you have no idea who these people are. I'd stick with more reliable dating/matching sites (eHarmony, Chemisty.com, Match.com, etc). If you're serious, I'd even recommend shelling out for the service fee if it means not getting paired with a serial killing psychopath. Something about men looking for women on Craigslist is just...really, really questionable. Keep yourself safe, Annje!

Okay, doom aside. Things are okay where I am. School's back in, my tailbone's hurting worse than ever, and my homework ethic is horrible, but I'm being productive, writing-wise at least. Need to learn to go to bed at a more reasonable hour, though.
annjej76
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:07 pm (UTC)
Sorry to hear about your tailbone Bender. That sucks. Hope it gets better soon. Aw...school. I miss it. If I had all the money in the world I'd become a professional student. So many subjects not enough time.

As for the weirdoes no worries. I haven't responded to anyone. I just did it for curiosity sake. What killed me literally was 3 years ago I posted to CL and got some weird guy responding. This time he responded again. Apparently he trolls CL. Needless to say I will not be responding.

I've been writing too, only it's my screenplay. Almost got the first act done and am about to plow into the second. As for fanfic haven't written much. Been reading tons though. Let me introduce you to Arthur/Eames from Inception.

Also sleep? Who needs sleep? Trust me Bender it's totally overated! XD
bananabulldog
Aug. 25th, 2010 04:58 am (UTC)
Oh my! Be careful bb! (but on a side note I'm totally loving the Goodfellas reference.)

Sorry for late comment but hey, I was intrigued and now that I'm starting college and have only one friend and no roommate, LJ is my current best friend. And I've only been signed into my new account where I play Joe Toye. (SERIOUSLY MORE PEOPLE SHOULD RP IN THIS.) And now I'm worried that I'll start another multi-chapter fic. FML.
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